KVB SEKURITEITS STATUS

KVB SEKURITEITS STATUS

BOERLAND OR WASTELAND

BOERLAND OR WASTELAND

KVB NOTIFICATION

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Monday, 28 November 2011

PLEASE DON`T EAT BANANAS FOR THE NEXT 3 WEEKS.



Several deliveries of bananas from Uvongo Kwa-Zulu Natal South Africa
 have been infected with necrotizing fasciitis, otherwise known as flesh
 eating bacteria. Recently this disease has decimated the monkey
 population in the south coast. We are now just learning that the
 disease has been able to graft itself to the skin of fruits in the
 region, most notably the banana which is one of south africa’s
 largest exports. Until this finding scientists were not sure how the
 infection was being transmitted. It is advised not to purchase
 bananas for the next three weeks!!! If you have eaten a banana
 in the last 2-3 days and come down with a fever followed by a skin
 infection seek MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!

The skin infection from necrotizing fasciitis is very painful and eats two
 to three centimeters of flesh per hour. Amputation is likely, death is
 possible.. If you are more than an hour from a medical center burning
 the flesh ahead of the infected area is advised to help slow the spread
 of the infection. The FDA has been reluctant to issue a country wide
 warning because of fear of a nationwide panic. They have secretly
 admitted that they feel upwards of 15,000 South Africans will be
 affected by this but that these are" Acceptable numbers".