A dark complexioned man finds a dusty old bottle in Soweto .
He dusts it off and a genie appears, offering him 3 wishes.
"E wanna de Maciedies" - Poof a big, black Merc appears.
"E wanna de beeg hows" - Poof a mansion appears.
"E wanna be white likka de baas - Poof he becomes white and poof the car and the house vanish.
"How Wa!!! Wezma cah ene ma hows!!??" To which the genie replies -
"You're a white man now, you must work for it!"
